Sunday, January 10, 2010

My virgin post

Once upon a time , your mother so fat there were 3 men who died and they went to hell .

But it was their lucky day ! Because the devil offered them a deal . If they succeed in the task he set them to do , they will go to heaven .



The devil held up his hand , and in his palm there was a ball of fire .

Devil : If any of you can put something into my hand , into this ball of fire , and it doesn't melt , you will go to heaven .

Man #1 : *thinks for a very long time* and finally decided on steel .
The steel bar melted . He stayed in hell .

Man #2 : *thinks for even longer* and finally decided on diamonds .
The diamond also melted . He also stayed in hell .

Man #3: *used barely 5 seconds* and placed M&Ms in the fire .
The M&Ms did not melt . He went to heaven .

Ouieh ? Why ?








Because ,
M&Ms MELT IN YOUR MOUTH , NOT IN YOUR HAND !


M&Ms FTW !

Hello , Zhe Ke Zhe Ke :D

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