PR?!

Corey Tan

I sign up for PR and Business Department. They ask me what was PR, i told them permanent resident. :P haha. when will the results be out ar?

You have been immortalized in ZHEKE

TADA

Math?

"The only part of algebra I understand is BRA!"

- Faris Ghani

Poker on a Friday evening

One fine day whilst playing Texas Hold'em Poker..

Bill: hehehe

Bill: nh benny

Benny: ^^

Bill: oooh hell if im gunna mess wif benny he gota gun

Benny: hhaa

Benny: its a paintball gun!

Clash of the Titans

"If Greek mythology was created, that person must be one hell of a crapper." - Su Juin Chew

Russians aren't that smart after all.

In the Second World War, during the Blitzkrieg campaign, German tanks were too fast and too powerful for Russian military. Russians idea was to train the dogs to carry bombs under the German tanks. The trainers would first starve the dogs, and then train them to find a food under the tank. Unfortunately, problem was that dogs trained under the Soviet tanks not the loud German diesel tanks. Plan backfired on Soviets, but they did manage to disable a reported 300 German tanks.

POOO

Why don't the kids in school like to play with piglet?

Because he plays with Pooh.